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Davey admits Christianity has evolved & that it stole ideas from pagans!

From his latest post: "The Greek teaching of the immortal soul wasn't a part of those Christian teachings until later" Thank you for admitting that Christianity has been an culturally evolving...

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The two Trees in Eden - Absurd?

I'm not sure if this belongs here or not, but there are a couple of aspects about the garden of Eden story that just recently hit me. There were two trees in the garden of Eden. The tree of knowledge...

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Yeah, right...

John 21:25 And there are also many other things which Jesus did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be...

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2. Revelation 2:1, 8, 12, 18; 3:1, 7, 14 - Addressing Angels

2. Revelation 2:1, 8, 12, 18; 3:1, 7, 14 - The book of Revelation was written for, and addressed to, various angels. Response: The Hebrew malakh and Greek aggelos can be translated as angel or...

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3. Revelation 2:13 - Satan's Throne

3. Revelation 2:13 - He (John or Jesus) even knows where Satan's seat is! Response: Not literally the seat, or throne, depending upon the translation, of Satan the devil. Pergamum was situated in the...

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4. Revelation 2:16 - Repent -- Or Sword Mouth

4. Revelation 2:16 - Repent -- or else Jesus will fight you with the sword that sticks out of his mouth. (Like the limbless knight in Monty Python's "Holy Grail.") Response: This is no mere flesh...

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5. Revelation 2:18 - Eyes Of Fire And Brass Feet

5. Revelation 2:18 - John repeats his description of Jesus, saying he has eyes of fire and feet of brass. Response: In the Bible darkened eyes represent unseeing (Romans 11:10) so the symbolism here...

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6. Revelation 2:23 - Rein Those Kidneys

6. Revelation 2:23 - "I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts." "Reins" are kidneys. So someday Jesus will be searching through your kidneys, if he hasn't done it already. Response: Kidneys are...

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7. Revelation 3:1, 4:5, 5:6 - Seven Spirits

"The seven spirits of God" (Does that include the Holy Spirit?) Response: The number 7 represents completeness. At Revelation 1:4 the seven spirits of God are before his throne. Seven messages are...

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8. Revelation 3:18 - White Raiment

8. "I counsel thee to buy ... white raiment ... that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear." Response: Notice that Jesus said the people of the congregation at Laodicea were to buy these things...

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9. Revelation 4:6-8 - The Four Beasts

9. Revelation 4:6-8 - The four beasts - John sees four beasts, each with six wings and "full of eyes." Response: It should be understood that what John is writing about is a vision. Not only is this...

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The Two Trees in New Jerusalem - Absurd?

Yep, there are 2 Tree of Life in Rev.22.2. But if only the perfect people will be alive then and real christans can not sin, then what's their use? What nations have to be healed? From what they have...

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Matthew 8:1-4

8:1 When he was come down from the mountain, great multitudes followed him.8:2 And, behold, there came a leper and worshipped him, saying, Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean.8:3 And Jesus...

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How big was King Og?

I've just found this in the Talmud, Berakoth 54b:So the israelites went against Og's kingdom. Remember, he had that hugh bed.Well, the talmud goes further: Og to destroy the israelite army took up a...

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Unalterable Law -- Dan 6:15

Something in Daniel 6:15 makes no sense to me, and I think it's a candidate for the "Absurdities" category. The old book reads: " ... the law of the Medes and Persians is, That no decree nor statute...

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Christ "ascends" into Heaven - explained!

How do we explain Christ’s ascent into Heaven?  Heaven, after all, isn’t actually "up" - we know now that only outer space lies in that direction.  And yet witnesses saw him "carried up into Heaven"....

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The ghost of Jesus?

An angel has just gotten through pushing the rock away and then says Jesus has split the scene. If the angel just got through pushing away the rock, how did Jesus get out of the tomb? Did he pass...

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Jesus Circumsized?

Luke 2:21 On the eighth day, when it was time to circumcise him, he was named Jesus, the name the angel had given him before he had been conceived.Circumcision was meant to be the sign of a covenant...

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GOD - GUNS - GOVERMENT - IN THAT ORDER (TEA PARTY)

Tea Party Gets Served!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiAQXYzFKi8

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